back to the furture...

Most people in their childhood had imaginary friends.
As I child I had such, and I also had an imaginary enemy named Nostra-dumabss, who used to always tell me, "I don't like you, But I see that one day you will share your thoughts for the whole world to read..."

art imitating life?

nothing to laugh at...

Self deprecating humor is being able to make fun of one's self.
Self defecating humor is the unfunny act of laughing at others for cruel or self serving reasons.

bad yoke....

Another installment from my writings from when I wrote jokes as a child.

This one was from the 5th grade.

Why is a chicken sitting on an egg like an ax?
Because a hen can hatchet.

will make your toes curl up and touch your kness :)

The ONLY real guaranteed aphrodisiac is being with the one you love (and who loves you).

common sense/cents?

That latest tune stuck in my cranium is 'Price Tag' by Jessie J (Featuring B.o.B)

If you really listen to the lyrics you can see how vanity is insanity and and that it is also driven by fear and jealousy.
I can only tell you what my Dad taught me which is to be the best YOU that YOU can be - no matter what you are doing.

free your mind and your heart will follow

Jim Hendrix once wrote, "I'm the one who's got to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to."

the sum of who we are...

How you approach what or who you face, is compromised with what you stand for and carry with you...

self medication......

A closed heart is an open wound.
It is never too late to heal thy self.

Bad grammar - honest definition

There is no such thing as low self esteem, it is actually no self esteem.

And hidden within the preceding is a double negative....my apologies...

should have been a fortune cookie writer.....

Making a fool of someone reveals how much of a fool you truly are.

my latest journey begins with one step....

I am in the midst of taking a huge step in my life.
It is sort of a humongous leap of faith.
How it will end up I can't say, but I just wanted to post this for posterity.

There is no punch line, or bad pun, or pseudo wisdom, just an honest confession.

I know there are a handful of regulars who visit this blog, and I thank you.
I ask that you wish me the best in this new path I am carving....

Will it make you go blind?

To lie or mislead another is a sick form of mental mastrubation.

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If I leave here tomorrow... (update)

As we never know what the future holds.
I have prepared for such a worst case scenario, as I have several months worth of posts 'scheduled' and in the queue, so even if I am not around, my ramblings, thoughts, bad puns, and many other indescribable postings will carry on in my absence....

you can hear a pin drop...

I had a dream last night where I was on stage at a comedy club, and I said :
"I heard if you smile all the time, it makes people think you are up to something. But then again if you walk around with a poker face, people think you are Lady Gaga...."

(it gets worse)
Then I said I do impressions, and someone in the crowd chided me by saying, "Ok *expletive* do someone", to which I said, "I am working on some, and hope to one day be able to say I do Winona Ryder very well"....

Balancing act...

I think people can limit themselves in their thinking too often.
Life is to be lived, and I think people who always take everything in moderation are too excessive in such oxymoronical approach.

what will be the reaction...

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nobodys home?

The saying goes that 'the eyes are the window of the soul'....

And I believe that for some people are so vapid, when I looked into their eyes I saw nothing...

The equation of life...

I am neither greater than or less than anyone else.
We are all equal and yet unique.

musical update....

Correction, the latest song stuck in my head is 'Rolling in the Deep' by Adele :)

stuck in my ear canal....

The song I can't get out of my head right now is 'Panama' by Van Halen...

songs in the key of life...

Irving Berlin wrote the song "A Pretty Girl Is Like a Melody", which explains why I love music....

They'll smile to your face, and.....

A true friend will always have your back, a fake friend twists the blade they stick in your back...

One drink 2 many or not enough....

The intake of too much alcohol can lead to disinhibition, which leads to misinformation being spewed.
In a nutshell, the above actions can result in the exercise in futility of backpedaling on what you may have said (whilst inebriated)...
Don't drink and drive, don't drink and text, don't drink and reach for something in the back seat - just drink, and only worry about having enough money for such (set up a tab if you are a regular at your favorite watering hole).....