Saturday, April 16, 2011

going in circles...

Finding true love is like finding a good parking spot at the mall.
I am still circling the parking lot......

Friday, April 15, 2011

nice view from up here...

A true friend can see the best in you even on your worst days.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

flighty thought...

If man were intended to fly, he'd have invented transparent shoes to save time with the security screenings....

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

moving violation..?

The path of least resistance is never met at the Department of Motor Vehicles....

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

ladies :)

Man may have been the model, but women are the actual production model:)

Monday, April 11, 2011

my motto....

"Falling is painless, but landing can hurt..."

Sunday, April 10, 2011

kiss my grass...

One of my phrases when I worked in landscaping was, "I have miles and miles to mow before I sleep"....