Spring?

I guess spring must be coming after all as my easter lily is blooming

isle of paradise....

The old saying goes, "no man is an island".
But I am an isthmus.

relatively speaking...

A few years back I was talking with a friend, and she said, "I hear you are a great uncle".
To which I sheepishly said, "Well I wouldn't go so far as to say that.."
She interrupted me to say, "No I mean I heard your niece recently had a baby, so that'd make you a Great Uncle..."

the co$t of health care

Laughter is the best medicine, but my HMO won't cover it.

team player?

I used to hear that 'there's no I in team', then why is there 'me' in team??

Which way?

Where you are at and where you want be in life, sometimes requires asking for directions.

Love of life

I once dated a girl who said she loved me more than life itself.
But then again she was suicidal.